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I did the same with the Mini key, each to ther own and all that but I found the circle ⭕️ design like a Jaffa Cake , not cool one bit. So I already had 2 rectangle covers from AliExpress ready to fit. Some people might think, what’s the fuss it’s only a key… but to lots of us it’s def a lot more than just a key it seems 🤪
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Make melonade!Yes that seems strange about not being allowed to add options/packs. Maybe he made a mistake , maybe that particular dealer doesn’t do that incase someone cancels and they’ve got a car sitting there with some added options.
as far as the privacy glass I would worry as it’s never dark enough and go to your local window tint company and it shouldn’t be more than £200
allnmy cars including my current JCW came with privacy glass but I’ve always paid a firm to add a dark tint
congratulations on the new order 💪🏻 what sort of time scale they give you for delivery?
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Make melonade!It might have been discussed or mentioned before but I remember flicking channels a few weeks ago on budget day and just caught the… cough cough “chancellor”s swipe at MB which only lasted about 1 minute but it contained a part that went something along the lines of…
It wasn’t set up so people could go along and pick up the keys to their new Mercedes BenzFollowed by a lot of MP’s Shouting, Cheering & Stamping Feet
So wrong on so many levels, to me a clear indication of desperately looking for votes regardless of the division and ramifications it would cause
If you can turn 1 very large group of Voters ie The Working Class against a much smaller group Us aka Motability Customers and create a narrative of unfairness that we are used to seeing from the Daily Mail then there’s a good chance a lot of that big group of people who are unhappy and looking to blame someone are gonna vote for you
Deflect Deflect Deflect and we’re an easy target.
Not a lot suprises me these days, but that was very very poor.
MB and its customers are not the reason this Country is in the state it’s in.
Coupe, Convertible and the Big 3 German Brands all of a sudden dirty words, but if you can afford the AP you can drive away in car worth well over £50k but no basic Audi A1 that’s worth half that 🤦🏻♂️
they talk about banning social media for under 16’s. I think they should ban it for over 18s So we can all go back to a time of common sense, respect, morality and not giving a care in the world what anyone else thinks
if it doesn’t affect you then keep your mouth shut
and you’ll be glad that’s exactly what I’m gonna do now lol.
goodnight 😴
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Make melonade!Thanks guys I appreciate those responses, I had always thought that after this current car F56 JCW I would go to back to that trusty old Tiguan or explore and maybe look at some Hyundai/Kia as they look interesting 🧐. It’s only when I saw the new JCW appear I thought I’d find out more. It’s not that much of a big deal if I can’t make it work for me. I love the current car I have , it’s very quirky you’ll either love it or hate it.
if anything relevant pops up I’ll post it on here
Shame things on MB aren’t as rosey now as they once were , but i guess that’s more of a countrywide issue rather than a specific MB one
thanks again, much appreciated
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Make melonade!Hey folks
thanks for the replies
Oh believe me Ive built about 6 different JCW’s already
im not sure if yous remember the options available 3 years ago? I can barely remember what I had for dinner last night lol
so my model F56 came with a lot of kit as you can imagine, the 2 trim levels available were Premium & Premium Plus. Which are now called Class 2 & Class 3 those packs are still the same price
If i remember correctly the JCW Advance Payment including The Premium Pack was £3000
With the Premium Plus Pack it was £3500
it was fantastic value getting a pack worth £3800 for £500
so that’s all I was looking to find out
the dealer came back to me this evening and at this this time they are only offering 1 JCW configuration and that with Level 1
to me that’s disappointing, even though as standard it comes with good kit I like the toys and things to figure out that others don’t like
i could live with level 2 but I’m not prepared to pay the best part of £5.5k
as we know with Motability the cars and offers can change quickly and not just every quarter.
its one of those MB dilemmas do you wait and see if they ad on a more attractive package and run the risk of it dropping off completely.
atleast for today im happy to wait it out. But ill be checking that Motability website daily 🤣
so thanks again for the replies , if I do uncover any updates I’ll certainly post them
Thanks Glos, very kind words.. I hope you and the family are happy and well, same with you Mitch and the rest of the guys
I’ll be popping on more often
hope u all have a great weekend
cheers
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Make melonade!Thanks for the replies folks and it’s nice to see some of the old names I remember , brings back memories of happier times
I didn’t know the grants team had anything to do with that, I thought they were for New Cars only, so this is great thanks. That’s the road I’ll go down next month
just out of curiosity
the New Mini F66 JCW is on the scheme , new version of my current car
mini have renamed their trim levels, Used to be Premium & Premium Plus , but now it’s called Class 1,2 and 3
all the other minis on the MB website have the Class listed but the JCW doesn’t, I asked MB they couldn’t tell me 🤣. Has anyone looked into this car and know the answer?
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Make melonade!It’s been a while since I’ve received an email from the forum , I must’ve subscribed to this thread
Well the Weather in the West of Scotland is miserable ( for a change )🤭
13 degrees outside
but a toasty 21.4 degrees inside 😊
a day for the couch 🛋️
hope all is well with you mate and the rest of the gang 🫡
p.s Not won the lottery yet 😭
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Make melonade!Haha , that’s what I thought but didn’t want to assume that just in case there was a secret button that cleaned the reverse camera or another part of the car
But you’re spot on, it gets dirty sooooo easy eh? Every time I go a decent run it comes home looking like I’ve sneaked onto some rally stage!
My Alloys get particularly filthy!
But the cars there to be enjoyed and driven so well just need to deal with it ha
Sometimes if I’ve had a lousy week and barely looked at the car let alone driven it I forget how enjoyable it is behind the wheel – So its nice when I sometimes find myself starting to smile like a right wally after a few mins of driving
def one of the best decisions I’ve made for a good long time ??
do you ever wave or get a wave/flash when you pass another Mini?
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Make melonade!Hi Windy
thats great to hear that you’re enjoying your Mini so much, when you mention self clean function I don’t know if you’re having a laugh because they get dirty so quickly lol or if you’re being serious ?
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Make melonade!Hello my fellow Mini drivers ?
it took me some time to scroll back and find this thread ?
I was just wondering how everyone is getting on? Full of Love or Full of Regrets? ?
i’m assuming by now there is a few more Mini drivers on here so let’s hear how you’re getting on
here’s a little clip of mines the other week when I was testing out my drone before the snow got too heavy!
When the action is sped up and the drone is tracking the car it sure reminds me of those Benny Hill chases ?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2bKTmYI3nW/?igsh=MWJuMmM1NDY2djh5MA==
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Make melonade!If you ever get stranded mate and need a tow just gimme a shout ??
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Make melonade!Sorry to be the guy who does this but I thought I would share my Morning view from a little earlier ?
temp wise sitting at a very toastie 30 degrees here in UAE ☀️
have a great day folks

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Make melonade!My wife got her Cooper S convertible in 7 weeks from ordering to delivery.
not related to the original post sorry just wondered how your wife is getting on in her mini? Have yous had before , what do you think of it?
just curious ?
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Make melonade!October 5, 2023 at 11:50 pm in reply to: Howdy Audi Doooooo…. (in a cowboy voice swinging about, very important!!!!) #236648Spoiler alert: customer cancels Cupra Formentor to order Audi Q4.
I like this version better ?
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Make melonade!Hi Brydo ?
is it too early to ask if if you got your early Xmas bonus? Or shall I ask you after the weekend ??
I wish I was in some secret bunker , that’s right up my street! But the only thing that resembles a bunker in my house is the old 7ft thick concrete walls lol
i still play the exact same lottery numbers and all I can say is I’m still on Motability and driving a Mini, a fun one but still a Mini
but you need to be in it to win it as they say
I’m sorry to hear you’ve had a few health issues , I hope they are under control or manageable ☹️
any progress with your Virgin Media?
I got the iPhone 15 pro max yesterday and this is my speeds today
can’t get much better! And that’s something I never thought I’d ever say about VM ?
what car are you driving now? You got long left on the lease?

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Make melonade!Hi Mate ?
long time ? hope your good self and the fam are keeping well
I have a small one bed flat but the walls are that thick I’m certain I’d be safe from a direct hit of a nuclear missile ?
i reluctantly switched to VM nearly 2 years ago and I’ve had the usual problems of it dropping regularly , They sent me 3 of those Wi-Fi pods ( one for each important room ) as pretty much everything here is connected , usual stuff Alarm, Hive, ring door bell , bPhilips Hue , TV’s PS5 and plenty of other devices and so on but with upgrading my cctv on the outside about 6 months ago the Wi-Fi was becoming more unstable with drop outs were getting more frequent
So I bought a mesh system and I initially noticed a slight improvement but then it quickly got worse than ever , so much so I couldn’t play the PS5 because it would drop all the the time only for 20 secs or so but that disconnect from the current online game and was starting to miss ring door bell notifications
so I sent the mesh system back and bought a more expensive one on prime day
I reset the full VM system back to factory defaults and set up the new mesh wifi system and holy moly it’s the best I’ve ever saw it
Since July it’s not dropped once and the speeds are amazing
I have the 1gb plan with Virgin Media
on my phone I have saw speeds of up to 800 mbs , and on the PS5 which is connected directly by Ethernet over 900 mbs upload speeds on all devices are steady at 105 mbs
Ive just had a look at the system I bought and it’s on sale then now , I’ll attach the link
my own personal experience of those pods is they are not much more than decoration that take on the space of 2 plugs
but this mesh system is fantastic
I’ve just checked and I’ve currently got 23 devices connected just now including Eufy 4k cameras on my outside walls and I can stream the live feed seamlessly
I always change my WiFi networks name and password , but once I had reset it the system goes back to the default log in details , but once I changed it back to my personalised one all the devices rember it and log in automatically
so I’d def go down the reset procedure first before you set up the WiFi pods to hopefully get rid of any gremlins in the system
good luck mate ??
here’s the system I bought in July
Deal: TP-Link Deco X55 AX3000 Whole Home AI-Driven Mesh Wi-Fi 6 System, Three Gigabit Ports, Coverage up to 6,500 ft2, Connect up to 150 devices, HomeShield Security, Pack of 3, Amazon Exclusive https://amzn.eu/d/4iuwkV3
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Make melonade!Thanks for the replies guys , seems a wide range of prices right enough
I’ll do another quick search tonight and I’m fine with that
my Uncle is £600 for a year so I’m glad I’m not in that category yet lol
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Strap Set Up ?Fits perfectly into its Bosch tool bag
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Make melonade!So since ordering the Mini I’ve been watching tonnes of videos and I saw that caught me eye and it was a guy drying his car with a leaf blower
That got me thinking ?
So after some investigation I discovered this was an actual thing and some folks used those big blowers for drying dogs etc , those ones have to be plugged into the mains and I couldn’t be annoyed with more cables to trip over
As I have a few Bosch Pro tools and batteries I figured I’d give this little thing a bash , quite light in the hand , no cables and easy for me to balance whilst holding my crutch
It Did work and it was fun and games for about 27 mins blowing the little heads of water around until both shoulders felt like I’d been hanging from Monkey Bars ( remember them ) for hours on end
I was convinced the principle was sound I just needed a little more oomph!
By luck Bosch had just released a brand new model, something much bigger and more powerful , If the Terminator was a gardener this looks like the one he’d use ?
The power is unreal with a scroll wheel to easily control the power from a breeze to a Hurricane in your hand! –
If still use a skateboard I swear I could use this blower to get me to the shops and back lol
My own little Tesla Skateboard ?
I bought a couple of straps from Amazon and a few fasteners and came up with a system that’s super comfy and balanced
So there’s no strain on my shoulders and when no one is looking I can pretend I’m Big Arnie
The water just disappears! And it would even better if I had a proper ceramic coating
Although I’d never hold the blower near the ground where it could suck up a bit of grit or stone I’ve attached a filter to the blower just to be 100% sure I won’t sandblast the car ??♂️?
it honestly works a treat with no risk of swirl marks or scratches when drying it
anyone else use something similar?
I’ll attach a couple of pics of little and large


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Make melonade!@Winston Hi Winston my door fix arrived can you send a link where you place them just so I’m sure thanks for your help
Hi Mate,
Sorry im just seeing this after jumping ( well rolling ) into bed ?
I’m going to attach a link to the video I watched on YouTube and he shows you exactly how it goes , honestly it’s super easy and I’d hate to think how it would look now if I hadn’t installed it
how is the car looking after the Ceramic Coating? I’ve been on the fence with whether or not to get it done ??♂️
I do have something that you might be interested in now yours is coated , I’ll explain in the next post
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Make melonade!Oh how are you finding the HK stereo? I was and still am very impressed , big improvement of the Dynaudio system I paid extra for in my Tiguan
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Make melonade!MINI Cooper Door Shut Paint Protection Kit (F56 | F57)
that’s it there mate, I had ordered it before collecting the car and got a bit lazy when it came to fitting it but after inspecting the paint work after only 2 weeks I could see exactly where the damage would be if I didn’t bother. So I quickly cleaned it all and installed and now 3 months later it’s perfect ??
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Make melonade!that looks absolutely cracking! Great choice ???
is the Mrs happy with it too?
I like the look of those seats too! Very nice indeed
time flies eh and standstill for no one!
One min you have one of the newest cars on the road then you start to see the 73 plates appear ??
I thing I can give you advice on is to get that PPF for the well known Mini F56 model issue with the paint marking up and ultimately rusting if not treated.
it’s so easy to install yourself with hot soapy water , just 1 little section on the frame ( on each side ) when the door closes it only takes a couple of weeks to start damaging the paint
this clear thin plastic prevents that happening and keeps the car looking magic
I’ll see if I can find the link to it
hope you guys are enjoying every min of it
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Make melonade!Yeah that’s exactly what I thought, when I first saw it I thought oh that’s pretty cool but the more I looked into it the more I didn’t like the way it was done
the red at the front fine , the black at the back fine but the fade section was too big and I think ruined a very good idea
but that’s only my take on it lol
it’s a lot of money too, and with the sunroof there’s not a lot of metal left to paint
So for what it’s worth I think you’ve made the right call ??
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