[DumfriesDik]

You enjoy a trip to the garden centre and start to learn the names of plants.

You plan toilet breaks between meals.

You think 20mph is fast enough anywhere.

Emmerdale and The Archers is the same show, right?

You smile and nod when people talk to you without hearing a damn word.

Soft food is the best.

You take medication as if it were Smarties.

Someone dropping litter makes your pee boil.

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[Oscarmax]

I know when I see that short fat git in the mirror, two dental front teeth, virtually bold, partially deaf in one ear, glasses and wobbles around on sticks.

Unfortunately I have suffered a brain injury and occasionally say the wrong thing.

[Willis]

DumfriesDik wrote:

You enjoy a trip to the garden centre and start to learn the names of plants. You plan toilet breaks between meals. You think 20mph is fast enough anywhere. Emmerdale and The Archers is the same show, right? You smile and nod when people talk to you without hearing a damn word. Soft food is the best. You take medication as if it were Smarties. Someone dropping litter makes your pee boil.

Does 6 out of the 8 put me in or out of the category? 🙂

[DumfriesDik]

Urgh, night time comfort breaks

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[Jojoe]

You know you’re getting old when you discover a digital examination doesn’t involve a calculator!

[Phaedra]

It’s worse when it’s the only interest or excitement you get! 😲

Please excuse spelling/typos. Apart from being a clot it turns out I had one on my cerebellum that's now causing various problems!

[Oscarmax]

You know your old when you can’t wait until 10.00 clock to go to bed

Unfortunately I have suffered a brain injury and occasionally say the wrong thing.

[Phaedra]

And then realise you still have to stay up until 11:30 for the cheaper tariff so you can put the washer and dryer on and make sure your EV has started charging!  🙂

Please excuse spelling/typos. Apart from being a clot it turns out I had one on my cerebellum that's now causing various problems!

[DumfriesDik]

I know I am old as I get up before the young ones have gone to bed.

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[Oscarmax]

You know you are getting old when you think no point in look at the next one thinking will you make it to end of your current lease.

Unfortunately I have suffered a brain injury and occasionally say the wrong thing.

[Ele]

You know your old when the highlight of your day is posting on here lol

[joss]

You know your old when the first thing you say on waking is, Oww oh Ahhh.

Joss
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[Brydo]

Sorry what was the question?

The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
Anything i post over three lines long please assume it is an article lol.

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