You Know You Are Old When –

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    DumfriesDik
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      You enjoy a trip to the garden centre and start to learn the names of plants.

      You plan toilet breaks between meals.

      You think 20mph is fast enough anywhere.

      Emmerdale and The Archers is the same show, right?

      You smile and nod when people talk to you without hearing a damn word.

      Soft food is the best.

      You take medication as if it were Smarties.

      Someone dropping litter makes your pee boil.

      VW ID3 Max is my DD

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    • #278094
      Oscarmax
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        I know when I see that short fat git in the mirror, two dental front teeth, virtually bold, partially deaf in one ear, glasses and wobbles around on sticks.

        #278095
        Avatar photoWillis
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          You enjoy a trip to the garden centre and start to learn the names of plants. You plan toilet breaks between meals. You think 20mph is fast enough anywhere. Emmerdale and The Archers is the same show, right? You smile and nod when people talk to you without hearing a damn word. Soft food is the best. You take medication as if it were Smarties. Someone dropping litter makes your pee boil.

          Does 6 out of the 8 put me in or out of the category? 🙂

          #278100
          DumfriesDik
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            Urgh, night time comfort breaks

            VW ID3 Max is my DD

            #278136
            Jojoe
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              You know you’re getting old when you discover a digital examination doesn’t involve a calculator!

              #278140
              Phaedra
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                It’s worse when it’s the only interest or excitement you get! 😲

                Please excuse spelling/typos. Apart from being a clot it turns out I had one on my cerebellum that's now causing various problems!

                #278149
                Oscarmax
                Participant

                  You know your old when you can’t wait until 10.00 clock to go to bed

                  #278166
                  Phaedra
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                    And then realise you still have to stay up until 11:30 for the cheaper tariff so you can put the washer and dryer on and make sure your EV has started charging!  🙂

                    Please excuse spelling/typos. Apart from being a clot it turns out I had one on my cerebellum that's now causing various problems!

                    #278175
                    DumfriesDik
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                      I know I am old as I get up before the young ones have gone to bed.

                      VW ID3 Max is my DD

                      #278182
                      Oscarmax
                      Participant

                        You know you are getting old when you think no point in look at the next one thinking will you make it to end of your current lease.

                        #278190
                        Ele
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                          You know your old when the highlight of your day is posting on here lol

                          #278192
                          joss
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                            You know your old when the first thing you say on waking is, Oww oh Ahhh.

                            Joss
                            Current car: Peugeot 308 GT Premium 1.2 Pure tech Petrol.

                            #278342
                            Brydo
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                              Sorry what was the question?

                              The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
                              Anything i post over three lines long please assume it is an article lol.

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