What on earth possesses you to name your car?

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  • #161526
    Brydo
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      Absolutely bonkers IMO but many do it, but why. I just can’t get my head around why anyone would go to the bother of giving an inanimate object a name.

      Maybe I’m thinking too much about this as it’s probably just a bit of fun but I just don’t get it.

      Please enlighten me ?

      The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
      Anything i post over three lines long please assume it is an article lol.

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    • #161527
      Sue

        It’s just a fun thing to do….it’s all tongue in cheek.

        I’ve had a Peggy, a Priscilla (which became Psycho) and currently have Rocky. I suppose for us, it’s easier than saying “No, not that Peugeot, THAT one”

        Back when I was changing manufacturer and model pretty much every time, it was less needed, although we still have some issues over Astras, so we have original Astra and Ebay Astra to differentiate between the two.

        #161550
        Paul

          I had an Austin Maestro many moons ago, it was called the Silver Bullet ?

          #161553
          Georgie

            I haven’t gone so far as to name any of my cars yet, but I used to speak encouragingly to both my Astra GTCs when e.g. they wanted to stall pulling onto a roundabout or started to ‘run out of puff’ going up a hill.  (And Yes, I know those problems were really down to me being in the wrong gear)  I’d also pat the dashboard when I thought they’d done particularly well.  Those cars had their own ‘personality’ – the first (black diesel) was a steady puller, while the second (green petrol) was often rather frisky.

            Don’t have that faux ’empathy’ with my current Golf GT, though.  It’s . . . a perfectly good car, but it’s just a car.

            #161570
            Fastbike1000
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              I haven’t named any of my scheme cars and won’t, but both my Landrovers are named, the 63 series 2a is Ade from it’s number plate and the 98 Defender 90 is named Joe (Joe 90 which was one of my favourite tv programs when I was a kid)

              Why. Every time I said to the missis I was going out in the landy she would ask which one.

               

              #161572
              brydo

                Fastbike that’s why I got married, so I always had someone to blame lol.

                #161576
                Avatar photoWinston
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                  I had a Mk4Golf Gti back in the day that was called Jessica

                  never named a car before or after Jessica , never knew anyone called Jessica

                  Just happened naturally lol

                  nicknames are just fun, tongue in cheek for me, back in my younger more sociable days I can think of a few nicknames from girls that have been bestowed upon a certain inanimate ( now obsolete ) object ?

                  but this being a family show I shall leave that there lol

                  When life hands you melons...,
                  Make melonade!

                  #161583
                  Mike

                    Same Winston mines has been called magic wand, footlong and vlad the impaler from my female friends. Those were the good old days down the social club and round the back of it lol

                    #161585
                    72 dudes

                      I’ve never named my cars, but my dad did when my sister and I were young. The fact that I still remember them must mean something.

                      Before I was born there was Phoebe, a 1955 MK1 Ford Zephyr (659 FBE).

                      When I was born there was Jane, a MK2 Ford Consul. Next was Sadie, a 1965 Ford Corsair.

                      Minky was that one’s replacement, a 1967 Corsair

                      In 1970 my dad went all European and bought a Renault 16 which my sister named François!

                      Then in 1974 he got a MK3 Cortina XL called Sevvy (SEV418M).

                      So to answer Brydo’s question, maybe it’s about memories, especially from our younger days.

                      #161588
                      Tharg
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                        why anyone would go to the bother of giving an inanimate object a name.” Well, Brydo, there are quite a few “inanimate object” vessels out there from dinghies to aircraft carriers which are blessed with names. Similarly, railway loco’s.

                        Nissan used to save us the trouble of thinking up a name with models called Sylvia, Laurel and a few more

                        #161589
                        Simon

                          @mike you nearly made me choke on my tea ?

                          #161591
                          Avatar photoWinston
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                            By the sounds of Mikes nicknames , you’re lucky it was just your Tea you choked on ??

                            When life hands you melons...,
                            Make melonade!

                            #161593
                            Paul

                              my vaux cavalier came up with a name all by itself just for me to call it, i  called it  “a pile of shit”

                              #161599
                              Markw
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                                My wife had a Fiesta she named Robert, because it was a Red Ford ?

                                Currently driving Seat Ateca 2.0 FR Sport TDI 190 DSG 4drive

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                                #161600
                                Brydo
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                                  Brilliant Mark ?????

                                  The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
                                  Anything i post over three lines long please assume it is an article lol.

                                  #161601
                                  Brydo
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                                    Paul the car needs cleaned so. Your cleaning the inside of “a pile of shite” when it’s the outside your away to polish a turd ? lol

                                    The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
                                    Anything i post over three lines long please assume it is an article lol.

                                    #161602
                                    Markw
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                                      Brilliant Mark ?????

                                      She also had a first generation Seat Ibiza, very unreliable, she had a name for that too, but it’s not something I can repeat on here buddy ???

                                      Currently driving Seat Ateca 2.0 FR Sport TDI 190 DSG 4drive

                                      Mokka E ultimate on order

                                      #161627
                                      Noel
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                                        Our Countryman Cooper S is named “GWEN” after Gwen Cooper from Torchwood,

                                        #161767
                                        Georgie

                                          DH called his second TT ‘Katie’ after Kate Winslet, because of the curves.

                                          #161786
                                          Fastbike1000
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                                            Hey brydo. I bet everybody has called their car names at some time.

                                            #161802
                                            sif

                                              Human nature. I wanted something that made a statement about me, described me. Toyed with ‘Lance Strong’ then ‘Stud Bronze’. Finally settled on ‘Fosbag’ fat, old, stupid,boring, aggravating git.

                                              #162254
                                              Anonymous

                                                Well, we are people. We like to name things by names or nicknames. I think this is a part of our nature, heh 🙂

                                                A couple of years ago, in Toronto, my father bought Land Rover from another person. And when he was buying the car — the trader assured him that everything should be alright with it. However, the truth was more illusionable, unfortunately…

                                                Speed gearbox, bracket pivot bolt and even window lifters on backseat were broken. I and my father drove to the service centers once a week because always something broke. And nobody could find a reason “why?”

                                                In one of our “trips” to the Westminster Motors service center, which finally found problems we had –>  helped to fix our car. And one of their service managers called our land rover a “behemoth”, because of its overall size and grey exterior view. And this nickname stayed with our car until we did not finally sell it.

                                                I think that my father regretted very much buying this “behemoth” because of all the physical and moral and financial powers we put in it…

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