Splundig, ajn. I see you have sussed my secret identity. Really trying to keep this thread alive. Have a proper joke or two which I’ll post when time allows. Problem is, I’ve discovered, that jokes are meant to be performed live. Writing down the gags takes a moment or two if you do not want them to fall flat. Some simple stuff, like one-liners are ok, for example…
Divorced man’s lament: “I’m not going to bother getting married again. I’ll just buy a house and give it to some woman I don’t like.”