Hi,
a little boy was playing upstairs with his train set, and says all the f****rs getting off hurry up and f**k off and all the lazy bast**ds getting on hurry up and get on, mother hears it all and takes the train from him and says you can’t have this back until you stop, a little while later boy apologises and gets his train back, goes running upstairs and pulls the train into the station and proceeded to say “sorry for the delay ladies and gentlemen but blame the fat c**t in the kitchen”.