I suppose if the 8 Series appeared, it may tempt me back onto the scheme.
It has all the gear – plenty of horsepower, e-auto box, GPS, autosteer, auto air-con, heated and ventilated leather seat with massage function, fridge, six speaker stereo with subwoofer etc.
No, I am not referring to the BMW 8 Series (my 6 Series serves me well enough), I mean one of these:
https://www.deere.co.uk/en/tractors/large/8-series/
lol