Its all due to the chip shortage.
Motability have been in discussions with Tesla to build a new Tesla Model D, it’ll be a 3 wheeler, in blue, with a 30 mile range and the ability to carry a wheelchair on the roof. The frunk will hold a disabled badge and it will charge from a 13amp plug in just 36 hours.
Like all Teslas, it will come with a 42″ screen controlling all aspects of the car. Reviewers have commented that it obscures the windscreen unless you are 7’2″, but Elon said it would be awesome when he releases the next software update so that’s ok.
It will be built in China from old crisp packets & use AA NiMH batteries to avoid claims of exploitation of DRC children.
The only Ludicrous mode it will have is the expression on your face when you see the insane AP.
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