Senor Donkey – you describe what is probably the closest thing to heaven-on-Earth that a chap can think of. Only thing missing is oneself at the wheel!
Had the good fortune to be in Monte Carlo many years ago. They have Aqua’s which one can hire! Don’t know if they still do. Failing an Aqua, can’t do much better than a Cranchi, preferrably the Ellipse with a V8.