I have Chinese takeaways next door +1, one each side! But the one on the left is better than the one on the right. Both still open, I get freebies too, well, I did sort out their electrics when it blew one night & cleaned their gutters too (because all the crud/water was falling on my driveway/car).
The local Turkish & top notch Pizza joint is across the road & fish & chips 100yd up the hill, next to an Indian takeway.
Spoilt for choice we are, cos’we live on the High Street. Especially as the nearest 3 all take online orders and I get free delivery (well, they are all within 40ft of my door).
We have had pizza at least once a week since lockdown…mmm Pizza…
The only downside is a smell of fried onions/garlic/5 spice in the garden when the wind blows a certain way…if you call it a downside!
And the waistline takes a beating…
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