[Wheezywindbag]

Ello…….again,

Would be interested to learn of others experiences in this field

OK, so I’m sat at home desperately trying to find a cool area ( usually in front of the fridge/freezer with the freezer door open…..its just the right height for me) . Unusually on on my phone (sticking my twopenneth worth in on some of the threads on here ?) . Door bell goes off, I have a bit of a cuss and wheel myself to the door. There’s a little shifty bloke stood there with a maccys bag in hand.

Me… alright cockle?

Driver….hello sir McDonald’s delivery

Me….ooooo thanks very much

Driver… No problem sir enjoy your meal

Me…..I certainly will m8 ta

Driver…OK please give me a good review

Me….. M8 ull get the best review ever recorded by McDonald’s  coz I ain’t ordered naff all

I have NEVER seen a maccys Driver snatch a bag back as quickly as him ?  turns out he should gone to 1b I live at 18. Wish I’d kept me mouth shut now

 

Existence is a state of mind, my minds a right state

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[Wheezywindbag]

Just as a ps………..one of my major issues in life is the inability to keep the gaping great hole under my nose closed ? (Mrs w told me I had to put this)

Existence is a state of mind, my minds a right state

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