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I thought I would get my wife a wee surprise gift for her Xmas. I bought her two fancy bath towels that were delivered today. Unfortunately the wife opened them on arrival and when I told her they were a surprise Xmas gift for her she was not happy.
What do you have to do to keep woman happy ?
The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
Anything i post over three lines long please assume it is an article lol.
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Brydo, you have asked some difficult questions on his forum over the years and we have done our best to answer, but you now ask the impossible!
I like it fwippers lol
The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
Anything i post over three lines long please assume it is an article lol.oh come on brydo it would be easier to give 3 reasons corbyn would be the best person to elect.
theyre never happy lol.
I found the formula many years ago and can honestly say she has been happy ever since. It started with myself trying to be more understanding, listening more and showing empathy, date nights and romantic evenings all helped but ultimately the success to her happiness was a simple one. Separation!
The next time she asks for a surprise I’ll get her nothing, she didn’t specify a “good” surprise.
The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
Anything i post over three lines long please assume it is an article lol.
I had a good chuckle at that one @JS
reminds me of the line from Only Fools, where Mike is chatting and reminiscing withDel,Boyce, Denzil , Trigger etc about woman and he says something like “I had 18 happy years…. and then I met her” ?
Having been married 3 times & being a romantic soul who is happy to spend on his partner and lavish them with jewellery, perfume, power tools and other trinkets, I can say with very definite confidence that I have no idea.
Hmmm…well…except Chocolate. That is all.
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
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