Barry Cryer on the radio :-
I was out for a Sunday drive, enjoying the sites going down a country lane when I ran over and killed a cockerel. I felt terrible, so I walked up to the farm house and knocked on the door and explained to the farmers wife how bad I felt and that I would like to replace the cockerel.
She said ‘Oh you are one of those types, hens are round the back’.
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