[Brydo]

I heard it was a Russian who invented the cough mixture – his name was benalynforchestycoughs

Topic

[joss]

Hear about the fly who won the lottery?

He bought a big shite in the country

Joss
Current car: BMW X2 sDrive 20i M Sport 5dr Step Auto In metallic Portimão Blue. 04:10:2025
Previous car:Peugeot 308 GT Premium 1.2 Pure tech Petrol.

[Tharg]

.What do you call a deer that can’t see? “No eye deer”

What do you call a deer that can’t see and has no legs? “Still no eye deer”

What do you call a deer that can’t see, has no legs, and just got hit by a car? “Still no bloody eye deer.”

[Tharg]

So, as a reader (and sometime writer) of science fiction…

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.

ta-da

[ajn]

[Tharg]

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down!

[joss]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

 

Fsh.

Joss
Current car: BMW X2 sDrive 20i M Sport 5dr Step Auto In metallic Portimão Blue. 04:10:2025
Previous car:Peugeot 308 GT Premium 1.2 Pure tech Petrol.

[Tharg]

How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it. ?

[ajn]

The difference between generations

and then this chap ?

[ajn]

Volume up on those vids, wo wo wo ????Wo  ?

[DumfriesDik]

Did you hear about the homosexual smuggler? He had a false bottom in his suitcase.

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[ajn]

Was his name …. Dom    ?

[DumfriesDik]

How many eggs does the President of France have for breakfast? Just one, because one egg is un oeuf (enough)!!

Skoda Enyaq Race Blue

[Tharg]

What do you call an unpredictable camera?
A loose Canon.

[DumfriesDik]

Barry Cryer on the radio :-

I was out for a Sunday drive, enjoying the sites going down a country lane when I ran over and killed a cockerel. I felt terrible, so I walked up to the farm house and knocked on the door and explained to the farmers wife how bad I felt and that I would like to replace the cockerel.

She said ‘Oh you are one of those types, hens are round the back’.

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[Jojoe]

Not a joke, but something I saw on Twitter that made me laugh out loud.

[Jojoe]

Not a joke, but something I saw on Twitter that made me laugh out loud.

[Wigwam]

Known as Mad Nad in some circles.

[Tharg]

? Brilliant, Jojoe

[Guest]

A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.

[Guest]

One time i was in the betting shop and my friend told me to put all my money on a horse called “Landfill”. Turns out it was a rubbish tip.

[ajn]

[Brydo]

I’ve been eating like a horse ? recently and now I feel like a foal.

The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
Anything i post over three lines long please assume it is an article lol.

[ajn]

[Winston]

A little Valentines Number ?

 

When life hands you melons...,
Make melonade!

[Tharg]

I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.

[Author]

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