Same here,
When I stepped out of the shower this morning, dripping wet, and wearing nothing but a smile, my lady wife glanced over and said –
Wow Mike ‘ you’re HUGE ‘.
This was going to make my morning I can tell you, my luck was in, but then I realised we were thinking at crossed purposes, when she says strict diet for you from now on.
So, I suggested that we try the new ‘sex diet’ ?
apparently, 30 minutes of energetic foreplay is the equivalent of burning off 1 Waitrose mince pie & a small glass of vino, & 40 minutes = as above but a full glass of wine
Or
30 minutes of 69 = a Smoked Salmon sandwich , two rounds of bread, cup of tea with 1 sugar, but no milk
And finally,
5 minutes of full ‘thingy’ = a 10 oz. Ribeye ,medium rare, teaspoon of Bernaise sauce, half a jacket potato , no butter.
Beats that bl00dy’ cabbage diet’ every time.