Lockdown , Locked up and Locked in ,it’s so boring we all say
We’re fed up with watching paint dry and not going out to play
It’s driving us crazy and we all feel like making for it ‘a run’
Clinically Vulnerable oldies we may be but not too old to enjoy some fun
And if the vaccine does speedily arrive
Just watch these old folk sneak away & drive
As fast as their all terrain Mobility scooters will go
At a heady 8 mph with foot flat on the floor
Boredom is as unhealthy as the Virus we all say
‘Cause life’s too bloody short anyway not to laugh & not to play
So’s let’s have some fun today & let me say it just the one time
I’m too bloody knackered to finish this damned rhyme