Funnily enough, I do find that it rarely rains on the days I have to go out.
And I did once have an unusually clever black cat (twice caught sitting on the Stocks and Shares page of the newspaper with the ‘phone right next to her paws).
And one of my brothers maintains that Hampshire is full of witches, who apparently spend their time removing signposts from the roads around Hampshire – which is obviously the reason why he repeatedly gets lost when he drives mum down to visit me.
And I do wear a lot of black . . .