Nice one Joss.
We still have a few boy-racer town cruisers that have carried on doing their evening circuits, you can recognise the cars from the dump valve squeak/farting exhausts and the bouncing off the rev limiters.
They hang out in the local Lidl carpark in a mix of tarted up Jap hot hatches & BMW/Audi’s. One of them got adventurous and has a bright yellow rally prepped Ford, full roll cage, damn its noisy, drowns out the TV.
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