[Glos Guy]

Following Fwippers excellent Crimbo poem, I thought I would provide a cheery Christmas song for us all to sing, to the tune of ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas’. Enjoy ?

“On the first day of Christmas, Motability said to me
 One Q3 Kicked out
But you can still have an SUV

On the second day of Christmas, Motability said to me
Two X1’s Exited
But you can still have an SUV

On the third day of Christmas, Motability said to me
Three Tiguans Turfed out
But you can still have an SUV

On the fourth day of Christmas, Motability said to me
Four Skodas Scarpered
But you can still have an SUV

On the fifth day of Christmas, Motability said to me
Five Hondas Hijacked
But you can still have an SUV

On the sixth day of Christmas, Motability said to me
Six Fords a Fallen
But you can still have an SUV

On the seventh day of Christmas, Motability said to me
Seven Citroens Culled
But you can still have an SUV

On the eighth day of Christmas, Motability said to me
Eight Toyotas Terminated
But you can still have an SUV

On the ninth day of Christmas, Motability said to me
Nine Audis Absent
But you can still have an SUV

On the tenth day of Christmas, Motability said to me
Ten Nissans No longer
But you can still have an SUV

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Motability said to me
Eleven Mercedes Massacred
But you can still have an SUV

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Motability said to me
Twelve cars remaining
Do you really need an SUV?

 

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[Tim]

??? Merry Christmas

[ChrisK]

“But you can still have an SUV”

Only if your prepared to wait until Christmas next year.

 

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[joss]

Very enjoyable and to the point @Glos Guy

But you could have added it to @fwippers post

Merry Christmas ??☃️♿

Joss
Current car: Peugeot 308 GT Premium 1.2 Pure tech Petrol.
Coming soon...BMW X2 sDrive 20i M Sport 5dr Step Auto In November 2025

[Glos Guy]

joss wrote:

Very enjoyable and to the point @Glos Guy But you could have added it to @fwippers post Merry Christmas ??☃️♿

Given the number of threads that appear on this forum that have zero relevance to Motability (and are never challenged) I thought that I might be forgiven just this once ? Merry Christmas to you too ?

[Glos Guy]

ChrisK wrote:

“But you can still have an SUV” Only if your prepared to wait until Christmas next year. ???

Even that could be optimistic Chris, given some of the waiting times reported on this forum!

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