[kezo]

So received this today from somebody from the Birmingham area acording to the postmark. It also included a Help for those who griev Awake magazine.

Is this their new tactic!

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[rox]

Umm it seems so.. Covid meant they couldn’t knock or your door.

Once i told them when at my door religion is the the root to all evil and i am not interested. a few weeks passed and they came back and used my words against me but that Theirs was the only true religion. I replied if you are not born a JW can you truely beocome a Jw in the eyes of J. They ain’t been back.

[kezo]

I put a sign on my door yonks ago sayin No cold callers salesment etc. Even so the J’s would come round knocking on Thursday evenings. I got sick of it and ended up loosing my rag and they haven’t knocked since.

Now I’m been invaded by unsolicited junk mail, but what strikes me as odd is the post mark was Sutton Coldfield yet I live in S Wales.

[rox]

Sign that email up to aload of junk

[struth]

i usually tell them i’m a muslim

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[kezo]

struth wrote:

i usually tell them i’m a muslim

lol ?

[ajn]

Pity Mrs Clause come at certain times of the year??

[Phaedra]

Valerie must be a popular name with their membership!

I (and several of my neighbours) got a very similar letter addressed to “The Occupant”this morning from a Valerie at my local (10 miles away) Kingdom Hall asking if I trusted in the Bible etc. etc.

Has the correct address for the hall and their phone number in case I had any questions that they’d be happy to get someone to answer.

It’s currently sitting in my bin awaiting recycling 🙂

Please excuse spelling/typos. Apart from being a clot it turns out I had one on my cerebellum that's now causing various problems!

[Phaedra]

Speaking of JW’s . . . .

I remember when I was about 10 or so sitting having my tea when there was a knock on the door, my little Irish athiest mum went to answer it.  The bit I remember went something like this,

JW’s “Are you close to God?”

Mum “Are You?”

JW’s “Yes we are”

Mum “Well if you don’t bugger off and stop interupting me when I’m having my tea you’re going to be a lot closer to him a lot sooner than you thought”

Door slams shut on them 🙂

Please excuse spelling/typos. Apart from being a clot it turns out I had one on my cerebellum that's now causing various problems!

[kezo]

LOL @Phaedra I will have to remember that one for if they start knocking on dorrs again.

Yes mine was also addressed to the occupier and went straight in the bin after I shared it on here.

[Wheezywindbag]

Ello

Have you ever tried inviting them in and then not saying anything but just stare at them with big eyes? That usually works they haven’t been back to mine in around 4 years (although I did dribble a bit for added effect)

Existence is a state of mind, my minds a right state

[kezo]

Wheezywindbag wrote:

Ello Have you ever tried inviting them in and then not saying anything but just stare at them with big eyes? That usually works they haven’t been back to mine in around 4 years (although I did dribble a bit for added effect)

Years ago I once invited them in and them a cuppa. After they had finished I toldng something along the lines of I’m not interested dont bother to come back. My x mrs went berserk with me lol.

[Wheezywindbag]

Alright kezo

One of them was my x Mrs ! ? ?

Existence is a state of mind, my minds a right state

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