One I wrote as part of my Parkinson’s treatment in 2012 :.
There was a time when I was young
I took an interest in Formula One
But now It’s re- arrange the following words
“Dry watching paint like”, not me anymore a racing nerd
No, not for me i’m sorry to say
It’s now too boring, it’s had it’s day
I’d rather spend those two long hours
Well , doing anything really, ‘even arranging flowers’
Yes Guys ‘Anything’ rather than spend my leisure
Looking at cars in formation going
Round and around , now where in that is the pleasure
No, it’s better with flowers , or wait for it, even blxxdy sewing?
Now extra races added & for next year is due
Me I’d rather have the effing flu
Than listen to that constant roar, roar, roar
Nah, no more F1 for me , I’ve shown it the door
Now, I know of course that others just love the noise
Well good luck to them, and their little toys
Let them enjoy those engines a roaring
But for me, i’m afraid it’s just too blxxdy boring.
Mike.