A couple of oldies mixed up -oops just like us I guess?
Watered down version of one I submitted to another Forum!
Our Democracy is now In a terrible state,
With remain MP’s stealing the Brexit Debate
Plotters and Remainers and anti U.K. MP’s spoke
We’ll take over they said and that is no joke
An unholy alliance of Parliamentarians who want to remain
And who are treating the electorate with disgraceful distain
Self opinionated, holier than thou and oh so very very quick
To ridicule Leavers, Their self importance frankly gets on my wick
Two PM’s who tried to deliver Brexit have been undermined & that’s very clear
By Comrade Corbyn with Momentum and then, Hammond, now that really is queer
‘Cause Corbyn will destroy our economy & of that there’s absolutey no doubt
Along with Hammond he wants us to ‘not ‘ leave the EU without a deal , full stop , ‘over and out’
Encouraged in their false outrage by Bellicose Bercow.
The plotter in chief is still at it. He really must go
Just do as we tell you BoJo, you now belong to us
If you and your 17.4 million supporters don’t like it , well just leave ,& no fuss
In the chamber Bellicose shouts in his Headmasters voice , order, order
But not at Labour or the LibDems or those from north of the border
Look here you lot just respect your ‘God’ yes me, the Speaker
Cause without my support you’d very much weaker
BoJo, now looking glum , viewed the melee & said ‘think I’ll resign’
But later at lunch with a nice glass of red wine
Can’t let these traitors take over the Country I love, about which I so much care
Then switches on the TV and that idiot Bercow is still in the Chair
So BoJo at the next visit will ask ‘hey Belli what on Earth’s going on
Which will cause Bercow to bang on the Bar with his very small dong
He’ll shout ‘Be quiet you bathplug’ don’t you know
We’re now in charge, so leave BoJo just go
The Brothers and Sisters oh and my lovely wife
Well. We will cause as much trouble and Strife
As we can get away with so look out you clown
You and the Tories , your going to go down
In History as the guys who broke up the U.K.
Eh, what’s that BoJo what did you say
You will go down in history it is the convention
Whereas I will not even get a mention
What do you mean you Bullington yob
That you’ll get a mention but I’ll lose my job
Never, my buddy Corbyn will me protect
What’s that Harman ‘no’, ‘cause I’m just not enough Politically Correct
The sisters don’t like me , i’m the poison dwarf
Yes said Harriett we don’t want you, so Bercow, just you get yourself orf
Take that damn woman with you and leave us today
To Somewhere smelly , noisy & damp – I just pray
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