Where have all the good cars gone and where are all the premium gods?
Where’s the streetwise Mercedes to fight the risin’ Chinese odds?
Isn’t there a white BMW upon a fiery steed?
Late at night, I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a Audi till the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong and he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a Mercedes
I’m holding out for a BMW till the morning light
It’s gotta be sure and it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life
Somewhere after midnight in my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach, there’s Mercedes reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It’s gonna take a miracle to sweep me off my feet, yeah
What have I, what have I
What have I done to deserve this?
Since Rachael sent you away
I’ve been hanging around
I’ve been wondering why
I’m feeling down
What have I, what have I
What have I done to deserve this?