As a side note, the only time I’d take the ex wife, is with the intention of chucking her overboard
I tried that last year when we did the Norway cruise, unfortunately I only found out after we got there that whaling is illegal in Norway, I wonder if she fancies Japan next year? 🙂
Please excuse spelling/typos. Apart from being a clot it turns out I had one on my cerebellum that's now causing various problems!