When I was doing a levels school science dept had a huge 1kg tub of vaseline for sealing test tube joints etc.
There was this very large round physics teacher and my friend walks in to my chemistry lesson and says
“can I have the vaseline for Mrs Farnell please”
Everyone in the room, 6th form students and teacher died laughing and didn’t stop for a good 10 minutes. Best lesson ever
Anyway glad you got your cut sorted was that a spot of cyanoacrylate? Walk in centres and minor injury units are brilliant