Cooking a mutant turkey, a leg of lamb that must have taken steroids and half a cow to feed the hoards of in-laws the wife has invited, then attempting to stop her giving away all my best booze before eventually falling asleep on the sofa!
?? I’m going church, repent my sins and by the time I have done that dinner will be over and it will be a sausage butty for tea!
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If this year turns out anything like last did then I’ll need to be doing all my repenting on the Monday after, usually accompanied by a week in the doghouse due to not being able to bite my tongue about what I think of a few of the in-laws! ?