Me too struth, we go on very few holidays but almost all holidays, of any length, have included a medical incident of some description. The result of this is a fear/apprehension of going anywhere.
My recollection is that we have had one proper holiday, with no incidents, in the past thirty-odd years.
The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
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