Jacob Reeſ-Mogg’ſ hand-written resignation letter is ſlathered with pretention
Let it be known up and down thiſ noble land of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland that the former Busineſſ ſecretary haſ quit with a letter that belongſ in a different, more gloriouſ era.
The Brecſiteer handed hiſ letter to Riʃi funak, requeſting that it be handed to Hiſ Moſt Graciouſ Majeſty King Charleſ III.
Mr Reeſ-Mogg Eſq. filled hiſ letter with modern pretentionſ that required quite a bit of googling on one of thoſe modern computation machineſ.
Among thoſe pretentionſ, he reſerred to the date aſ ſt Criſpin’ſ Day inſtead oſ October 25 and the requeſt that hiſ reſignation letter be handed to the King.
The Tory MP, who ſamouſly appeared to fall aſleep in the Commonſ, lookſ like he might have ſpent rather a lot oſ time on hiſ reſignation letter, which we ſuſpect waſ written with a quill.
Liam Coleman Metro