Now I know your kidding kezo!
I went Russia (St Pertersburg) in the 1999 to install CCTV/fire alarms and program BMS systems for a couple of years and then on to Riga (Latvia) for a year to get away from the X wife at the time.
So you never know mate ?
However I’m getting older now so may choose to move in with you to get as far away from Westminster as possible. Although I’m not to keen on Sturgeon either lol.