What about a simple two-door coupe. Nothing flash, you understand. A simple 2.0L engine at the front, producing less than 200bhp and driving the rear wheels. Costing some £36K. Very Motab-regulations friendly. Oh, so BMW have just announced a car exactly like that, I hear? Chances that the 2-Series Coupe ever make it on to scheme? Answers on a postcard, please…