Sounds nasty, Brydo. Glad that you’ve not damaged anything too badly. I’ve always said that mobiles are the devil’s handiwork! (Have you told her where the policies are now?)
And, POPS, please can I join the Weebles too? Spend so much of my time avoiding this falling-down lark. Have even got a set of rules, including: 1) Do not land on dog or wife. 2) Try to aim for sofa or, if outside, grass. 3) Pretend you’re drunk, go all floppy and try to roll after impact.