For flips sake! I’d just finished recovering from DH dealing with a house spider I found in the kitchen sink and then I open the door into the dining room and a whacking great daddy-long-leg spider plummets down before me from above the door and just hangs there at eye level!
I swear the [bleep-blee-bleep bleep] was grinning at me.
They’re both at the bottom of the garden now, but I’ve warned them both that it’ll be the hoover next time.