‘A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says “Sorry we don’t serve food in here” ‘
‘A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything” ‘
‘I rang up British Telecom, I said, “I want to report a nuisance caller”, he said “Not you again”.’
‘When Susan’s boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: “I love the simple things in life, but I don’t want one of them for my husband”. ‘
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
‘A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’ The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan’. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, “But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
Joss
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