Well done, ajn, Joss. Determined to keep this thread alive – a tiny bit of fun in an otherwise gloomy time. So…
Two chaps, one of whom is dyslexic, are on a skiing/winter holiday. Standing outside the bar they watch a fellow whizzing down the slope, jinking from side to side. “Now is that a zig-zag or a zag-zig?” asks the dyslexic chap. “Dunno,” says his mate, “let’s ask this bloke over here.” So he turns to a fellow also watching, “Excuse me,” he says “Is that a zig-zag or a zag-zig that chap is doing there?” The fellow looks a bit confused. He says, “Sorry. Can’t help you there. I’a tobogganist.” “Right, ” says the first chap. “I’ll have 20 Silk Cut then.”