Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. ?
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast. ?
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. “Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.” ?
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?” ?
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.?
Joss
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