Lockdown , Locked up and Locked in ,it’s so boring we all say
We’re fed up with watching paint dry and not going out to play
It’s driving us crazy and we all feel like making for it ‘a run’
Clinically Vulnerable even oldies we may be but not too old to have us some fun
And as that vaccine did unexpectedly arrive
It now means that us old folk can sneak away & drive
As fast as our all terrain Mobility scooters will go
At a heady 8 mph with foot flat on the floor
Why, cause boredom is as unhealthy as the Virus we all say
And life’s too short anyway not to laugh & not to play
So’s let’s have us some fun again , even if it ‘s just the one time
I’m looking forward to being too shattered to finish this damned rhyme
Mike