Joss – would love to oblige but regret that a chap’s tiramisu is only allowed to be transported in lead-lined, cast iron vacuum cylinders with full armed police escort. It is classified as “terminally hazardous” by HAZMAT regulations under international NBC (Nuclear Biological and Cakey) guidelines.
If security forces discovered I was making it they would reduce whole village to glass with themobaric bomb as in film “Outbreak”. Even worse than that would be Madam T’s rage that I should send HER tiramisu somewhere other than her dinner table!