Argh! Winston, you have not lived, till reeling, 4 sheets to the wind, kebab in hand, leaving a trail of salad in your wake as you traverse the strangely uneven pavement to your abode…
I’ll be ordering a mixed kebab (lamb, chicken, doner, salad, chilli & garlic sauces) for dinner tonight, no alcohol required.
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.