I have issues driving any car whose name could be pronounced “Toe Nail” Especially if in Alfa style it breaks down a lot. Then it would be a manky toe nail
Reliability studies over last few years suggest Alfa is no worse or even better than the German brands like BMW and Audi.
As for the name …. before my BMW I had the Ford Focus ST estate diesel on the scheme….. my brother decided to name it the STD…… So could be worse LOL