Something that might be interesting is how much do you pay for your takeaway.
My Indian is a “set meal” for two and comes in at £20 so £10 for one (I’m a mathematical genius lol).
Chinese is £10.
Chippy £5.50
The only person who got all his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
Anything i post over three lines long please assume it is an article lol.