Your Favourite Monty Python Sketch

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    DumfriesDik
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    We all remember a line or two from the Monty Python sketches, even if we didn’t see them first time around.

    For me, I like the Kilimanjaro Expedition. ‘Does anyone speak Swahili?’ – ‘Oh yes, quite a few down there’.

    What sketches or lines do you remember?

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    Tharg
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    Sorry, squire. Me goat’s just gobbed on yer carpet…

    #181272 Reply
    Tharg
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    And just too many others to list here. That said, must mention the Lumberjack Song and Spiny Norman as two faves.

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    mitch
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    got to be the dead parrot

    #181276 Reply
    DumfriesDik
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    Remember the HiFi shop?  Do you want woofers with that?!

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    #181343 Reply
    Georgie

    Germany vs. Greece Philosophers football match:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfduUFF_i1A

     

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    Tharg
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    Can we include the films? Life of Brian has some perfect classics:

    Brian: You’re all individuals
    Crowd in unison: We’re all individuals.
    Small bloke to the side: I’m not

    Palin as Pilate speaking of his friend Bigus Dickus: He has a wife you know… Incontinentia…
    Nearby Legionary soldier tries to stifle giggle.
    Pilate: …Incontinentia Buttox
    Legionary collapses in hysterical, uncontrolled laughter and is carried away to be thrown to lions.

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    Ginny
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    The Spanish Inquisition.

    Because nobody expects it.

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    Phaedra
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    At the end of the meal offering Mr Creosote a mint………….
    (I’ll miss the rude bit out!)

    Waiter “It’s only wafer thin”

    Mr Creosote “I couldn’t eat another thing, I’m absolutely stuffed, bugger off”

    Waier “Just, just one?”

    Mr Ceosote “Allright just the one”

    Waiter carefully places it in his mouth “Bon Appétit”

    Waiter runs for it …………

    There's room for all God's creatures, right next to the mash and gravy 🙂

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    Tharg
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    If you can take you eyes off of Mr Creosote, look at the other diners before the explosion. Many corpse terribly. Obviously knew what was going to happen and infectious giggles take over…

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    Mark S

    Four Yorkshiremen.

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    Tharg
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    Four Yorkshiremen? Eee. You were lucky, we only ‘ad three!

    #181399 Reply
    DumfriesDik
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    Some brilliant ones there.

    Anyone remember the giant white rabbit from the holy grail? Or the black knight? Tis but a scratch.

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    Rene
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    Ni.

    edit: biggus… dickus?

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    Georgie

    The whole bit where Brian is escaping the Romans and falls of the top of the tower, only to be rescued by the spaceship . . .

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il26svFhWM8

     

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