The problem with the Smart cars was that they only offered the 1.0 litre engine which is slower than a london bus, the 0.9 turbo which has a 0-60 around the 10 second mark never made it on the list!
I would have had an Arbarth in a flash if I didn’t need any mobility gear but sadly I need a big lumbering bus to lug all my gear around so set my sights around ankle level. ?