Your use of both the pathetic ‘Reform knuckle draggers’ slur and ‘Rachel from customer services’ is not only dripping with irony, but detracts from what would have been a letter which makes some excellent points.
Whilst recognising your situation, there are many Reform voting veterans in the same boat who share exactly the same concerns. Some of us are even veterans.
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