Money – you can’t take it with you.
Well, a very rich old man wanted to try to. He called a meeting with his Doctor, Accountant and Solicitor. He gave them £3m each and said that as he was being buried they were to sling the money bags into the grave so he could take the money with him.
On the day and at the graveside, the old man was being lowered into the grave and as instructed the Doctor threw in his bag of £3m, then the Solicitor threw his £3m bag into the grave and then the Accountant dropped in a cheque for £3m . . .
I’ll get ma coat.
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