“Only way to eat them is stark naked out in garden which, sadly, can give rise to neighbour problems!”
Not unlike Pot Noodles or Buffalo Wings (the ‘messy’ bit, not the ‘neighbour problems’).
Maybe try eating them in the bath – cool and refreshing treat during a warm soak. Or, on hotter days, while sitting in a paddling pool. Or, as you live on the coast, actually in the sea (if you’re able)! 😀