I’ll bet the King Bill’s plain crisps came with the little blue one for salt? And, talking of cyclists, there is much blather in press about motorists taking extra care to avoid killing the blighters. What about stopping the bluddy cyclists running over pedestrians? A couple of days ago, Mrs T had to jump out of the way after nearly being run down by a couple of 5oish posh birds on bikes riding wrong way up one-way country lane, blind corner, no pavements. On asking “Do you know this is a one-way street?” she was answered with “Oh yes of course. Haw haw haw”. Well, if we can’t be allowed to kill them, what about just a bit of maiming then?