Politically incorrect and morally wrong it may be, but you SO want an artic to demolish the plonker before he gets out. Even better, have him get out of nearside door, as instructed, and get totalled by a massive Harley or Goldwing megabike!
In real terms, given the problems involved for disabled drivers, we need an Aston DB5 equipped with a ejector-seat. Could s0meone please ask Motability to get it on to scheme.