Well said @gothitjulie. Sympathies for the greying hair but admiration for the “go and die” rejoinder and I do speak as one is seriously dodging the sarcophagus!
@Wigwam Know what you mean about the van; even worse when it’s a pair of rozzers who’ve stuck their area car in a disabled bay while they go into the local KFC to get their take-away lunch. Didn’t challenge them as this was in Croydon where they can be very malicious.