You said it Gloss Guy “no contest” it certainly appears to be a “no brainer”, however having had a few Tiguan I can fully understand you and the Mrs wanting a change. Assuming a VW is as far down the non marque brands as you would like to go I don’t see many options TBH. As you know we have gone for the xc40 but the boot is small and I know your not keen on the shape.
It may be the time to have a look outside the scheme to see what’s available.
I don’t think many foresaw the Q3 coming on the scheme in Q4 so maybe Q1 will bring another surprise.