Not so many avian incursions as you, Georgie. That said, a blue tit did make its way into the kitchen a couple of weeks ago. Sat on sink looking very confused until madam scooped him up to exit outdoors. Magpie fledgling hit outside on windows of conservatory with much energy and flopped to ground. I picked him up and he became most aggressive. Mrs T: “OH, is he still alive?” Me: “Well I think so, either that or something else is trying to peck its way through me hands!”